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lutszu:

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They are very in love

queenmakings:

“I do not traffic in colloquialisms.”

xxuji:

yyugix:

birds cant serve cunt

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i bet you feel really stupid rn

parotcardsroxy:

parotcardsroxy:

well here’s the thing about birds: sometimes they are pink

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pink robin

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galah

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pink headed fruit dove

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roseate spoonbill

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pine grosbeak

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american flamingo

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rosy bourke’s parakeet

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two barred crossbill

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anna’s hummingbird

but-a-humble-goon:

There’s something I find comforting about the image of Cass high up on Gotham’s rooftops just people watching. Alone in a world all her own. For the moment no hurting, no fighting, no burden of expectations. Mask half on, watching the city life pass by below and smiling at all the little human micro moments that only she can see.

capacity:

thiscuntkills:

girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

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badjokesbyjeff:

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes it is.”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball.”
Man: ‟That’s nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?”
Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes, it is..”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.”
Man: ‟That’s nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?”
Boy: ‟$750.”
Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”
The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, ‟$1,000.”
The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.”
The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

hotdrinks:

kani-has-no-tattoos:

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Beagles on my brai n…. sm studies

[ID: four black and white ink style drawings of beagle puppies. End ID]

vertigoambrosia:

u mad supes?

desib717:

Artwork of Ruby and Penny from RWBY, They laying on the ground together on a sandy coloured background. Ruby is crying while giving Penny a small kiss on the cheek, and Penny has a surprised look on her faceALT

My belated entry for @nuts-and-dolts-week day 7, First Kiss!

There are a lot of ways a hypothetical first kiss between these two could go that I really like, but I particularly enjoy the idea of it happening immediately after Penny’s second return in a burst of emotions

sienvega:

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It still feels like horses are my only friends in this vast empty world of Hyrule

filmreel:

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama