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What advice would you give 21 year old you?

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marcitlali:

Everything changes beyond absolute recognition

lilac-landscapes:

Thinking about the idea of the justice league reading gossip articles about Bruce after they find out he’s Batman and I’m losing it.

“Bruce Wayne makes a splash Friday night, drunkenly takes swim in fountain”

“Bruce Wayne third rendezvous this week??”

“Another messy night escapade for Bruce Wayne”

“Tipsy Bruce Wayne takes spill into cake, wears it well”

This is the guy that redefined fear?

It gets even better thinking about after Bruce starts adopting, cause now that entire family is in the headlines. Somehow the league has to align the mental image of the Wayne’s with the Batfamily.

“Dick Grayson, eldest Wayne boy, sails through air on chandelier at charity benefit” this guy filled in as Batman on numerous occasions

“Jason Todd caught leaving ‘kick me’ sticky notes on a drunken Bruce Wayne’s back at Saturday’s Wayne gala” like, that’s the red hood??

“Bruce Wayne’s boy Tim Drake asleep in salad next to partying billionaire” the dude who hacked the watch tower last Tuesday?

“Youngest Wayne, Damian, and sister Cass seen mimicking stumbling father as loyal butler intervenes” …The league are still terrified of these two

Like, how are they supposed to wrap their heads around the fact that these guys are somehow the scourges of the underworld who haunt Gotham.

vykodlak:

vykodlak:

watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I’ve ever seen

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This is a gnome

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spicymochi:
“strawberry snake
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spicymochi:

strawberry snake

pathos-logical:

scrimblocatalogue:

ME LISTENING TO MUSIC AND IMAGINING MY SILLY LITTLE GUYS IN THE SADDEST SITUATIONS POSSIBLE

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[Caps transcript: “Me listening to music and imagining my silly little guys in the saddest situations possible.” End transcript]

[ID: A simple digital sketch of a person screaming and crying on their hands and knees. End ID]

burningmine:
“Greenwater to Echo Lake, September 2022
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burningmine:

Greenwater to Echo Lake, September 2022

sotruefeste:

sotruefeste:

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okay Jaques 😭😭 why is this so funny

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it’s tragic because i didn’t include Orlando’s response, it’s even funnier. get him Orlando. you tell him.

redwinesupernova:

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really big fan of this tweet

visit-ba-sing-se:

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

i-exist-and-stuff-bruh:

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(also, 2 more things:
1: if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roommates.
2: for characters that can only live in certain conditions, those conditions will be ignored, and they’ll still be able to live.)

(sorry if you don’t like this content, I just saw one of those “fictional character in photo roll” posts and thought I would make one.)

butchnoise:

butchnoise:

butchnoise:

truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage

made this post bc I saw a fat man with a mustache zonked out in a rocking chair and it made me so jealous that I almost threw up

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ir0n-angel:

lew-basnight:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

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i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

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I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

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thekimonogallery:
“Ohara Koson (小原古邨, 1878–1945)
Water Lily
c. 1928-1930
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thekimonogallery:

Ohara Koson (小原古邨, 1878–1945)  

Water Lily

c. 1928-1930

theorangecreative:

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Hehehe shar ks